Cancelled

This is a recurring weekly meeting that has been cancelled so frequently that I’d feel safe opening an office pool with a standing “not this week” wager. The cancellations have been going on for months. On a particularly amusing day, the organizer scheduled two months’ worth of meetings then, seconds later, sent cancellations for five of them.

You’d think after all that time spent not having a meeting that I might need to stop writing in my notebook and participate. But you’d be wrong. Our team needed all those cancelled meetings before now. We had questions, and problems, and legitimate things to say. But now? Now the whole project is almost over. Our team’s part of the work is done, and we’re only meeting today because these other blowholes decided to pull their heads out of their asses long enough to congratulate themselves for all the work they’re taking credit for.

 

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Purpose of Meetings

30 minutes in and even my manager seems bored. I sometimes believe the purpose of meetings is to confirm and often enact primal social structures. Some people aren’t too far above flinging poo.

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Sunburn

I noticed my lip balm has SPF in it. Why? Do lips even get sunburned? This seems like a ploy to sell more cosmetics because everybody likes SPF in their stuff. Put it in the water even.


Apparently lips can get sunburned. And so can your eyes.

Your eyes, which are extremely sensitive to the sun’s UV light, also can burn. Sunburned eyes may feel painful or gritty.

Holy shit! I need SPF contacts.

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It Begins

During a two hour meeting yesterday, I decided to start sharing the things I write in my notebook. Here’s my inaugural post:

This meeting has nothing to do with me, and it’s 2 hours long! I am writing just to make it seem like I’m paying attention. They say you can’t think of nothing, like your brain going into a vacuum state, but I don’t think it’s so impossible depending on how flexible your definition of “nothing” is. Nothing useful. Nothing relevant. Nothing interesting. I’ve been doing it a full 20 minutes at least.

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Hedgehog I sketched below my notes.

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